kittyb4e:

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badjokesbyjeff:

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beeple:
“GROOVE.74
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beeple:

GROOVE.74

sluttyshakespeare:

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

(Source: avocadobananas)

🚨SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY SALE🚨

In the spirit of the holidays I will be offering all of the pieces shown at 25% off for today and tomorrow only! The three rigs are 10mm #fume #glassart #massglass #fumed #honeycomb #massachusetts #420 #710 #bestofglass #headyart #boobs #dotstack #glassofig #massachusetts #fumed #rigsofig #glass #art #tryitout #justglassin #ssdgm #megustalations #hailsatan #hailyourself (at Massachusetts)
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floserber:

Moebius - Le Monde D'Edena, Tome 6: Les Réparateurs, Casterman, 2001.

A few dotstack spoons I whipped up. Sparkle colors never cease to make my happy 🤩 #fume #glassart #massglass #fumed #honeycomb #massachusetts #420 #710 #bestofglass #headyart #boobs #dotstack #glassofig #massachusetts #fumed #rigsofig #glass #art #tryitout #justglassin #ssdgm #megustalations #hailsatan #hailyourself (at Massachusetts)
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hanniebones:
“ Never forget cartoon Smaug. DON’T YOU DARE FORGET
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hanniebones:

Never forget cartoon Smaug. DON’T YOU DARE FORGET

amalgammaray:
“Pat Boas
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amalgammaray:

Pat Boas

ironpour:

Hereditary (2018) [dir. Ari Aster]

(Source: slumberellaa)

doctornanitesreblogs:

cacklebarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

themiscyra1983:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.

Humans: oh my god this burns so good

Peppers: wut

poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER

humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.

humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?

Mint: Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!

Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate. 

(Source: kitty)

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